Archive for April, 2008

Car Stolen and Destroyed

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Somebody stole my parents’ newish Subaru from the airport parking lot. This is what the car looked like when the police found it. Well, ummm, I guess the rims still look pretty good. Slap a fresh coat of paint on there and it will look as good as new!

Any information leading to the arrest and/or smackdown of the culprits will be rewarded with a big shiny nickel. Or the remains of this car. Your choice.