Archive for December, 2005

6th grade late slip

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

[This note is from 6th grade at Punahou. I believe Mrs. Danford asked me to write her a note explaining why I was late for class, and I created this justification with the help of Scott Kikuta. We were obviously heavily influenced by Calvin and Hobbes.]

Sometime in 1992, Keaka Jackson wrote:

Martians kidnapped me. They held me at laser point with an atom disintegrator death ray which looked like a banana. They threatened to destroy the world with an object that looked like an orange. I saw them purchase these weapons at the snackbar. They forced me to have fun They held me captive for 5 minutes, but they let me go free when I told them I personally knew Elvis. They agreed not to destroy the word, and that is why I am late. Everybody should be thanking me. The below martians have signed this excuse slip authorizing their mistake. They are very sorry.

6th grade late slip