Archive for November, 2005

I’m 1% cookie!

Friday, November 11th, 2005

On Nov 11, 2005, at 4:08 AM, Keaka Jackson wrote:

Actually, I’m only 0.74% cookie.

I just made a 1.125 pound batch of Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookies and then ate it all. Thus, my body is now 0.74% chocolate chip cookie by weight.

Next week, I’m going to make a bigger batch so that I can proudly march around yelling “I’m 1% cookie”!

I’m also 100% kooky, but that’s unrelated.

I also feel slightly ill.