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		<title>By: Jackie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackie</dc:creator>
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		<description>Keaka,

I bet Mikey is just your imaginary friend and you&#039;re the &quot;backup dater&quot; or &quot;supplanter&quot;, if you will. That&#039;s &quot;in case&quot; something came up at the very last minute. Excuses as such would be provided: &quot;Sorry, Mikey can&#039;t make it tonight, he needed to get his infamous dog neutered.&quot; or &quot;Mikey had one too many Nestlé Toll House cookies after dinner and had to get his stomache pumped. But hey, I&#039;ll be gladly happy to attend to your womanly needs tonight if you have 30 minutes to spare.&quot; (just kidding!!!)

:p

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<p>I bet Mikey is just your imaginary friend and you&#8217;re the &#8220;backup dater&#8221; or &#8220;supplanter&#8221;, if you will. That&#8217;s &#8220;in case&#8221; something came up at the very last minute. Excuses as such would be provided: &#8220;Sorry, Mikey can&#8217;t make it tonight, he needed to get his infamous dog neutered.&#8221; or &#8220;Mikey had one too many Nestlé Toll House cookies after dinner and had to get his stomache pumped. But hey, I&#8217;ll be gladly happy to attend to your womanly needs tonight if you have 30 minutes to spare.&#8221; (just kidding!!!)</p>
<p>:p</p>
<p>Jackie</p>
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